Family, we're a family.
And you're stuck with me, like it or not.
We're a family, we're a family.
And you're stuck with me, like it or not.

Well I'm the dad and this is my rap.
You better listen up, you better cut the crap.
Cause I'm the master of my domicile.
When I say jump, you better jump a mile!

Family, we're a family.
And you're stuck with me, like it or not.

Yo, I'm the mom and I'm not foolin'.
I'm the one who's takin' charge of your expected schoolin'.
I can cook your food, and I can sew a stitch,
But don't you cross me up cuz I can be a
.... difficult person to get along with.

Leave me alone!
She's your sister.
Leave me alone!
Listen mister.
Leave me alone!
You'd better hear me!
Leave me alone!
Don't come near me!

Well I'm the older brother and this is my room!
You'd better watch your butt and bust a move!
You better heed the word and know it's true.
Cause I can kick your butt cause I'm bigger than you!

We're a family, we're a family.
And you're stuck with me, like it or not.
We're a family, we're a family.
And you're stuck with me, like it or not.
Family! Yah!